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About Me Deviant Artist Member Chubby Chuck Jim.Male/United States Groups group avatar #Asylum-City
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Welcome to my mind. Relax, take your shoes off, help yourself to some hot coffee, and come sit next to me.

In this dark corner, over here....

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Well, I've been getting over my mean streak bit-by-bit. So that's good.

Also, I've been getting into a manga called Nana to Kaoru. It's about these two teenagers who get into an S&M relationship and discover their feelings for each other. It's actually very sweet and touching, and has pretty much no sexual content at all save for the BDSM-play(there isn't even any nudity).

I also drew the new Jamie page. You should see that in your boxes.

What else is there...umm...

I've been working on a picture, but I'm unsure of where to go with it next. It's a picture of a nude Edward Rachi posing for a Playgirl-style magazine called "Studz". The pose is pretty much finished, but what I'm having trouble with are the other things on the cover. The...what do you call them...teasers? The little snippets that inform people of what's inside the magazine. Here's what I've got:

(Beside the cover picture) "Edward Rachi- Time Magazine's "Smartest Man Alive" lets it all hang out while he talks about upcoming plans during a Studz-exclusive photo shoot.

"Oral Sex- Tips on how to get your man to go "Downtown" more often."

"23 Tips on how to spice up the bedroom."

"Debate Inside. Circumcision: Is it right or wrong?"

Do I need to put more? Are these the kinds of things that would belong on a dirty magazine cover? Any help would be much appreciated.

Well I guess that's it. More developments as time passes, I suppose.

Peace.
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Fan.
  • Reading: What I type.
  • Watching: The screen.
  • Playing: Nothing.
  • Eating: Nothing.
  • Drinking: Iced tea.

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Chubby Chuck Jim.
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United States
Your name is Chuck Jim.

You like to emulate your moirail, and you also take a lot of drugs, which has led to you typing this description in a style reminiscent of HOMESTUCK, a webcomic you recently discovered and can't stop being a dweeb over.

You are obese and you smoke. This means that you will die soon. You sincerely hope that your last words will be "Fuck the World!" and that you'll soil yourself upon dying, so that somebody has to clean your ass.

You are a VIRGIN who is terrified of sex and frustrated with the stupid shit humans go through to obtain it.

Your moirail is BiohazardousBrat, though you consider her your FUM, which is a connection that you feel is much higher. Another possible moirail, or maybe your kismesis, is Curtis, or Galfgarion4488. He's like a parasite, a parasite who you would go insane without.

You are a rare breed of JUGGALO(the backwards and blasphemous human version of a Subjugglator) who is able to think and speak coherently enough for your fellow humans to understand.Just because you have this ability does not mean you exercise it, and you mess with your peers relentlessly by confusing the hell out of them.

Your Strife Specibus is Batkind, and you delight in dragging it across the pavement at midnight to scare any small children who might be up watching slasher movies.

You are also in a SWEET BAND called Maniacal Crew. You're the group's token Horrorcore rapper/creepy bisexual. You enjoy making audiences uncomfortable.

You are NINETEEN YEARS OLD. You really should have a JOB, but you don't. Work has always gotten in the way of all the evil things you do for the hell of it. You speak in a way that is really fucking confusing to both idiots and intellectuals alike.
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Webcam

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:iconmoonthemew:
~MoontheMew Apr 15, 2012  Student Writer
cool icon.

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Tulio:...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
Miguel: Oh come on!
Tulio: No I will not come on!
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I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!
SUCK IT!
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:iconcrookedalley:
Thank you.

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Get to know me: [link]

I am the Purple Pervert. Pull your pants down, I want to talk with you. ;)
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~MoontheMew Apr 22, 2012  Student Writer
Welcome.

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Miguel: It is! It really is! It's the map to El Dorado!
Tulio:...You drank the seawater, didn't you?
Miguel: Oh come on!
Tulio: No I will not come on!
RtED

"Sic Semper Tyrannis!"- John Wilkes Booth


I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!
SUCK IT!
-D-Generation X
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~BiohazardousBrat Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:icondesueyeplz::iconsmilingnegro2plz::icondesueye2plz:
:iconsmilingnegro4plz::iconsmilingnegro5plz::iconsmilingnegro6plz:

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:iconcrookedalley:
......................................................................................................Why would you do that to me? :iconsadplz:

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Mmmm....fear. :drool:

Proud member of #Bloody-Sanctuary

Get to know me: [link]

I am the Purple Pervert. Pull your pants down, I want to talk with you. ;)
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~BiohazardousBrat Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconbrohugplz: I'm sorry, FUM.

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:iconcrookedalley:
It's okay, oldninj. :huggle: I forgive you.

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Mmmm....fear. :drool:

Proud member of #Bloody-Sanctuary

Get to know me: [link]

I am the Purple Pervert. Pull your pants down, I want to talk with you. ;)
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~invaderzimbabe14 Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :tighthug:

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Amanda "Wow Bettys voice blackened the land" XD
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:iconcrookedalley:
Thanks! :icondeathhugplz:

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Mmmm....fear. :drool:

Proud member of #Bloody-Sanctuary

Get to know me: [link]

I am the Purple Pervert. Pull your pants down, I want to talk with you. ;)
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~invaderzimbabe14 Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your welcome : P

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Amanda "Wow Bettys voice blackened the land" XD
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