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Gunman Clyde

Clyde, one of the "protagonists" for a project I'm working on titled Siblings. It concerns a deranged pair of paternal twin assassins/crimminals for hire named Edith and Clyde, who possess supernatural powers and are involved in an incestuous relationship. Most(if not all) of the cast are obviously insane or sociopathic and have no qualms about killing and torturing others, even for sheer amusement. A very graphic and disturbing series, probably too horrible for even deviantART's standards, not reccomended for children. Unless of course you're one of the coolest parents ever! lol

Working Tagline: "Not an ounce of remorse. Not a shred of mercy. Not a speck of redemption. Not a pretentious douchebag's moral story, either. Not a FUCKING PROBLEM!"

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Welcome to my mind. Relax, take your shoes off, help yourself to some hot coffee, and come sit next to me.

In this dark corner, over here. :iconrapefaceplz:

New information on Jamie and others(PLEASE READ!)

Wed Nov 18, 2009, 5:52 AM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: The wind of the dawn's breaking light.
  • Reading: What I type.
  • Watching: The screen.
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Popcorn.
  • Drinking: Cherry Coke.
Okay, alot of stuff to cover here. Let's skip the formalities and dive right into it.

First of all, a bit of news from my hometown. A little boy, Christopher Ramierez, age 6, has been reported missing by his parents. He was last seen wearing a gray Superman shirt with red letters and a Tennessee Titans jacket with a(I think) Chicago Cubs backpack. He is caucasian. If you have seen him or know of his wherabouts, please contact me for details. Authorities believe that his mother may have taken him(she's tried before), and if so then he's probably safe. However, there were reports of a strange man driving around in a maroon van, tailing busses and offering candy and rides to children. Let's all pray and hope that he gets back home to his father safely.

Second, I'm going to revamp the Jamie series according to my new design for the character as well as some storyline and writing changes. Be on the lookout for it, and don't start noting me with complaints that I've deleted the older pages. I'll just link you back to this journal if you do.

Third, I'm working on episode two of Goffick Carl!. Remember him? :) Be on the lookout for it at some point in the future.

Also, the contest for The Crookedalley Show still stands. Remember, the next interviewees are Edith and Clyde from my new Siblings series. Remember, you can ask any questions in any way you please, but only questions submitted in the form of deviations get to be in the contest. Here are the details again:

What I look for as "the best" in these deviation questions are four things: artwork, humor, delivery, and style. Artwork is self-explanitory. Humor pretty much means if the deviation makes me laugh or chuckle then it has a good chance of winning. Delivery and style can fall into both of the latter categories, but also cover a wider spectrum of things like emotion and intelligence.

First place: Wins a colored request and a background.

Second place: Wins a black and white request with a background.

Third place: Colored request. No background.

Fourth place: Black and white. No background.

Also, whoever submits a questioning deviation and spreads the word will instantly be added to my deviantwatch!

This offer will last as long as the series lasts, so by the time all of my characters have been covered in the show, you may have won over 100 TIMES! So get to submitting if all of these things sound good to you!

And remember, be on the lookout for the newest edition of The Crookedalley Show! Where anyone can step into the story! See ya there!



Now that you have that information, let me finish up by saying that I'm glad for all of the support you guys give me. Really, it means alot. I can't begin to describe how good it feels to find people who look at my artwork and not the subject matter when providing critique. Thank you all so much. :happycry:


Once more reminding you to embrace your inner darkness but to use your inner light: Crookedally, over and out. :salute:

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Well....as you can see....I'm not a morning person.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The town that castrates stalkers
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Big...I guess?
  • Print preference: What the f*ck?
  • Interests: This and that. Writing Primarily...*hangs head* and porn....
  • Favourite movie: For now....nothing....
  • Favourite band or musician: Whatever stimulates my creativity
  • Favourite genre of music: Stuff I can create to...
  • Favourite artist: Currently....Jhonen Vasquez,but my favorites are subject to rapid change....
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King/H.P.Lovecraft
  • Favourite photographer: The Photography monster!!
  • Favourite style of art: Writing and Anime/Manga
  • Operating System: The system you can't see
  • MP3 player of choice: A working one...
  • Shell of choice: The brittle shell of my psychosis
  • Wallpaper of choice: Burnt...full of holes,covered in blood
  • Skin of choice: That's racist,man....
  • Favourite game: Pocket pool? Im not going to get many friends over that comment...
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Alucard/L
  • Personal Quote: "There is no right or wrong,only what we justify."
  • Tools of the Trade: Whatever I can use at the time. I prefer pencils,but I am having to use MS Paint for now....

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Thanks for the Fav :)
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No problem.

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I am man enough to admit that I have a VERY tiny penis. Don't believe me? Here's a picture of it: [link]
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Where are you anyway? dA is starting to get boring, and you've only been gone five days...I'm worried already. D:

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:XD: I'm sorry for dropping out like that. I went to my brother's house for the weekend, wound up staying for half a week, and now I'm so high I barely know how to type.

Special care. XD

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It's okay, dude. C: And I'm glad you had fun with the weed. :XD:

Speeeeeccccciiiiiiaaaallll....

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:XD:

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Happy late Halloween. D:

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Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!! :mwahaha:

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So what all did you do for Halloween? C:

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Got high and watched a bonfire for a few minutes before going inside.

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